He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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