Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
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Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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