So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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