You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
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I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
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I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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