I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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