Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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