After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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