i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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