I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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