look no pants
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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