Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
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When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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