school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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