brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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