in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
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I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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