For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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