so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
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At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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