According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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