i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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I am full of burrito and curiosity
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
tell me about the eggs
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