Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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