dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Panties = found
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