i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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