i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
someone owes me an orgasm
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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