ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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