There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
