Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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