Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
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You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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