All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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