i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
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You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Help. Why am I so naked?
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