Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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