I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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