You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
