im about as happy as oj after his trial
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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