:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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