she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
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That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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