Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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