She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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