im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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