I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
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Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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