Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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