For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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