we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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