problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
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It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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