i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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