so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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