super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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