Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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