your room smells of hookers.
And success
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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