You can't special order awesome
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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