last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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