Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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