i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have feelings that need drinking.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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