let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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