using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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