scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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