god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
