You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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