No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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